I wandered into the Junkyard on Wednesday night and right into the second night of ML Ferraris’ rez day party. Only last night he was bethroned on a strip joint booth seat in the center of the floor (better than being laid over a chair getting your fanny spanked!). So, the women had apparently been lined up giving him lap dances, and I don’t know what kind of misbehavior preceeded me but I was coaxed to get in on the action.
Oh my! As soon as I sat on the lap dance pose there were so many buttons, about nine buttons but who was counting. And I couldn’t really see the labels on the buttons because I didn’t have my glasses (well, I don’t really wear glasses…but it was dark). So, I merrily started pushing the buttons and some of them where pretty naughty, and pretty quickly I was wondering if I’d be thrown out of the Dreamgirls. You see, there was one button that looked like I was like getting a horsie ride in ML’s lap. And another that was well, sort of like I was resting my head on his lap… sort of, but not exactly.
Anyway, it was all quite innocent regardless of what people where saying. And besides, I was a cheerleader in high school, so I’m used to nasty, baseless rumors. hehe