I wandered into the Junkyard on Wednesday night and right into the second night of ML Ferraris’ rez day party. Only last night he was bethroned on a strip joint booth seat in the center of the floor (better than being laid over a chair getting your fanny spanked!). So, the women had apparently been lined up giving him lap dances, and I don’t know what kind of misbehavior preceeded me but I was coaxed to get in on the action.

Oh my! As soon as I sat on the lap dance pose there were so many buttons, about nine buttons but who was counting. And I couldn’t really see the labels on the buttons because I didn’t have my glasses (well, I don’t really wear glasses…but it was dark). So, I merrily started pushing the buttons and some of them where pretty naughty, and pretty quickly I was wondering if I’d be thrown out of the Dreamgirls. You see, there was one button that looked like I was like getting a horsie ride in ML’s lap. And another that was well, sort of like I was resting my head on his lap… sort of, but not exactly.

See, it was no big deal.

Anyway, it was all quite innocent regardless of what people where saying. And besides, I was a cheerleader in high school, so I’m used to nasty, baseless rumors. hehe