Mr Gawddamnit is a 100-word story or a drabble by Yordie Sands
Uncle Bill told us we were going to stop at Mr. Gawddamnit’s house so he’d open the gate.
Cousin Michael asked, “who is Mr. Gawddamnit?”
Aunt Annie explained, “When Mr. Gawddamnit was a boy he got hit in the head with an axe. He lived but afterward the first word he said was ‘gawddamnit.’ And he never stopped.”
Uncle Bill said, don’t annoyed him because he’s crazy.
We arrived at Mr. Gawddamnit’s gate. He said, “Gawddamnit hey Mr. Bill!” and “Gawddamnit got that gate!”
We drove through and the man looked at us. He said, “Gawddamnit Miss Annie… pretty kids!”
((I’ll checkout Mr. Crap’s podcasting for info about how I can record this in voice.))